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![Mary: Here you go, Shelly.Sheldon: Thanks, Mom. [starts to eat]Mary: Hold your horses, young man. Here in Texas, we pray before we eat.Sheldon: Aw, Mom.Mary: This is not California, Land of the Heathen. [reaches out hand] Gimme. By His hand we are all…Sheldon: …fed.Mary: Give us, Lord, our daily…Sheldon: …bread.Mary: Please know that we are truly…Sheldon: …grateful.Mary: For every cup and every… Sheldon: …plateful.Mary: Amen. Now, that wasn’t so hard, was it?Sheldon: My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty.Mary: Whatever. Jesus still loves you.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l00kxvaa251qa7qulo1_r5_500.png)
Mary: Here you go, Shelly.
Sheldon: Thanks, Mom. [starts to eat]
Mary: Hold your horses, young man. Here in Texas, we pray before we eat.
Sheldon: Aw, Mom.
Mary: This is not California, Land of the Heathen. [reaches out hand] Gimme. By His hand we are all…
Sheldon: …fed.
Mary: Give us, Lord, our daily…
Sheldon: …bread.
Mary: Please know that we are truly…
Sheldon: …grateful.
Mary: For every cup and every…
Sheldon: …plateful.
Mary: Amen. Now, that wasn’t so hard, was it?
Sheldon: My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty.
Mary: Whatever. Jesus still loves you.
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The Big Bang Theory!
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